I have become more and more dependent and addicted to my iTouch.
Almost inseparable to be honest. Not only do I have all my songs inside with their respective album arts that were painstakingly done, it is where I can Twitter, go on Facebook, check my email and chat on MSN & Yahoo Messenger on the go.
What’s not to love? And I haven’t even mentioned the games I have installed.
One of my favourite iTouch (and okay, iPhone) applications is Pocket God. Every one of us has a sadistic side and this game appeals to that side of you that is often hidden from society. Have you ever felt like flinging that person irritating you into a volcano? Or wished he would get struck by lightning? How about feeding him to the sharks?
Well now you can! Without breaking any laws 
Ok basically the setting for this game is on an island that can hold up to 6 islanders at any one time.
There’s so many things to do to vent your anger on these innocent islanders! You could…
1) Pour hot lava on them, after flinging 3 of them into the volcano. Flinging them takes a bit of practice but it is very satisfying, especially on an angry day. And it is made complete when the volcano erupts and lava falls over the island, throwing them in a panic frenzy.
2) Make them get struck by lightning. This is fairly simple to understand, no? Smite them! Smite them!
3) Turn one into the vampire and he will be on a rampage to throw everyone off the island.
4) Feed them to the sharks. Head first. You can do this in two ways: Dangle the islander over the waters and wait for Mr. Shark to jump up and bite them OR you could dangle the shark over them and watch it chomp on them. Yummy.
There are so much more danger that you can inflict on them. Such as:
1) Stir up a hurricane and make them go swirling round and round in the air.
2) After letting the vampire have fun shoving everybody off the island, it’s time to let him have some sunshine. Watch him shatter!
3) Make them cling on to dear life by turning your itouch or iphone upside down. And give them a little earthquake by shaking your gadget
4) Squash them with a meteor
5) Crack open coconuts with the help of islanders’ heads 
6) Take islanders to great heights and then let them go. Before you let go, swing them around and round.
Okay I’m starting to sound like an evil person so I’m going stop. It’s really an enjoyable app and it’s great for anger management. It’s better than losing your temper out in the open, no?
By the time you are done torturing your islanders, your anger will be half forgotten.
A win-win situation, don’t you think?
Disclaimer: The images above have been taken from here, here and here.